Jokes

A man walks into a bar

Laura Parker — Tue, 14 Aug 2007 01:10:18 +0000

A man walks into a bar, and the barmaid asks him what he wants. He replies

"A double-entendre please"

So the barmaid gave him one!

Did you hear the one about the magic tractor?

Laura Parker — Tue, 14 Aug 2007 01:09:33 +0000

Did you hear the one about the magic tractor?

It turned into a field!

My computer beat me at chess!

Laura Parker — Sun, 14 Jan 2007 02:13:44 +0000

My computer beat me at chess!
But, it was no match for me at kickboxing

December 7, 2006 | chris fox, chranwood project

Apparently, Phil Collins is losing his hearing.

Laura Parker — Sun, 14 Jan 2007 02:13:08 +0000

Apparently, Phil Collins is losing his hearing.
Which in turns makes him the luckiest man at a Phil Collins concert...

December 7, 2006 | chris fox, chranwood project

I was in a taxi the other day

Laura Parker — Thu, 07 Dec 2006 14:28:58 +0000

I was in a taxi the other day, the cab drivertold me; " i love being my own boss, no-one tells me what to do..."
I thought really? so i said "turn left..."
He did.

December 7, 2006 | chris fox, chranwood project