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<!--Generated by Squarespace Site Server v5.11.5 (http://www.squarespace.com/) on Fri, 30 Jul 2010 20:22:10 GMT--><rdf:RDF xmlns:rdf="http://www.w3.org/1999/02/22-rdf-syntax-ns#" xmlns:rss="http://purl.org/rss/1.0/" xmlns:dc="http://purl.org/dc/elements/1.1/" xmlns:sy="http://purl.org/rss/1.0/modules/syndication/" xmlns:admin="http://webns.net/mvcb/" xmlns:content="http://purl.org/rss/1.0/modules/content/" xmlns:cc="http://web.resource.org/cc/"><rss:channel rdf:about="http://www.giveusavoice.net/jokes/"><rss:title>Jokes</rss:title><rss:link>http://www.giveusavoice.net/jokes/</rss:link><rss:description></rss:description><dc:language>en-US</dc:language><dc:date>2010-07-30T20:22:10Z</dc:date><admin:generatorAgent rdf:resource="http://www.squarespace.com/">Squarespace Site Server v5.11.5 (http://www.squarespace.com/)</admin:generatorAgent><rss:items><rdf:Seq><rdf:li rdf:resource="http://www.giveusavoice.net/jokes/a-man-walks-into-a-bar.html"/><rdf:li rdf:resource="http://www.giveusavoice.net/jokes/2007/8/14/did-you-hear-the-one-about-the-magic-tractor.html"/><rdf:li rdf:resource="http://www.giveusavoice.net/jokes/2007/1/14/my-computer-beat-me-at-chess.html"/><rdf:li rdf:resource="http://www.giveusavoice.net/jokes/2007/8/14/apparently-phil-collins-is-losing-his-hearing.html"/><rdf:li rdf:resource="http://www.giveusavoice.net/jokes/2006/12/7/i-was-in-a-taxi-the-other-day.html"/></rdf:Seq></rss:items></rss:channel><rss:item rdf:about="http://www.giveusavoice.net/jokes/a-man-walks-into-a-bar.html"><rss:title>A man walks into a bar</rss:title><rss:link>http://www.giveusavoice.net/jokes/a-man-walks-into-a-bar.html</rss:link><dc:creator>Laura Parker</dc:creator><dc:date>2007-08-14T01:10:18Z</dc:date><dc:subject></dc:subject><content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>A man walks into a bar, and the barmaid asks him what he wants. He replies</p><p>&quot;A double-entendre please&quot;&nbsp;</p><p>So the barmaid gave him one!&nbsp;</p>]]></content:encoded></rss:item><rss:item rdf:about="http://www.giveusavoice.net/jokes/2007/8/14/did-you-hear-the-one-about-the-magic-tractor.html"><rss:title>Did you hear the one about the magic tractor?</rss:title><rss:link>http://www.giveusavoice.net/jokes/2007/8/14/did-you-hear-the-one-about-the-magic-tractor.html</rss:link><dc:creator>Laura Parker</dc:creator><dc:date>2007-08-14T01:09:33Z</dc:date><dc:subject></dc:subject><content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Did you hear the one about the magic tractor?&nbsp;</p><p>It turned into a field!</p>]]></content:encoded></rss:item><rss:item rdf:about="http://www.giveusavoice.net/jokes/2007/1/14/my-computer-beat-me-at-chess.html"><rss:title>My computer beat me at chess!</rss:title><rss:link>http://www.giveusavoice.net/jokes/2007/1/14/my-computer-beat-me-at-chess.html</rss:link><dc:creator>Laura Parker</dc:creator><dc:date>2007-01-14T02:13:44Z</dc:date><dc:subject></dc:subject><content:encoded><![CDATA[<div id="comment578687" class="comment"><div id="item578687" class="body"><strong>My computer beat me at chess!</strong><br /><strong>But, it was no match for me at kickboxing</strong> </div>December 7, 2006 | <a href="http://www.giveusavoice.net/display/ShowAuthorProfile?unregisteredAuthorId=682990&rootReturnUrl=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.giveusavoice.net%2Fjokes%2F2006%2F12%2F7%2Fpost-your-jokes-here.html" title="Unregistered Commenter"><img src="http://www.giveusavoice.net/layout/iconSets/dark/user-unregistered.png" alt="Unregistered Commenter" style="width: 16px; height: 16px;" title="Unregistered Commenter" class="inline-icon" /><u><font color="#0000ff" style="color: rgb(0, 0, 255);">chris fox, chranwood project</font></u></a> </div>]]></content:encoded></rss:item><rss:item rdf:about="http://www.giveusavoice.net/jokes/2007/8/14/apparently-phil-collins-is-losing-his-hearing.html"><rss:title>Apparently, Phil Collins is losing his hearing.</rss:title><rss:link>http://www.giveusavoice.net/jokes/2007/8/14/apparently-phil-collins-is-losing-his-hearing.html</rss:link><dc:creator>Laura Parker</dc:creator><dc:date>2007-01-14T02:13:08Z</dc:date><dc:subject></dc:subject><content:encoded><![CDATA[<div class="comment" id="comment578684"><div class="body"><strong>Apparently, Phil Collins is losing his hearing.</strong><br /><strong>Which in turns makes him the luckiest man at a Phil Collins concert...</strong> </div><div class="body">December 7, 2006 | <a title="Unregistered Commenter" href="http://www.giveusavoice.net/display/ShowAuthorProfile?unregisteredAuthorId=682990&rootReturnUrl=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.giveusavoice.net%2Fjokes%2F2006%2F12%2F7%2Fpost-your-jokes-here.html"><img class="inline-icon" title="Unregistered Commenter" style="width: 16px; height: 16px;" alt="Unregistered Commenter" src="http://www.giveusavoice.net/layout/iconSets/dark/user-unregistered.png" /><u><font color="#0000ff" style="color: rgb(0, 0, 255);">chris fox, chranwood project</font></u></a> </div></div>]]></content:encoded></rss:item><rss:item rdf:about="http://www.giveusavoice.net/jokes/2006/12/7/i-was-in-a-taxi-the-other-day.html"><rss:title>I was in a taxi the other day</rss:title><rss:link>http://www.giveusavoice.net/jokes/2006/12/7/i-was-in-a-taxi-the-other-day.html</rss:link><dc:creator>Laura Parker</dc:creator><dc:date>2006-12-07T14:28:58Z</dc:date><dc:subject></dc:subject><content:encoded><![CDATA[<div id="comment578683" class="comment"><div id="item578683" class="body"><strong>I was in a taxi the other day, the cab drivertold me; &quot; i love being my own boss, no-one tells me what to do...&quot;<br />I thought really? so i said &quot;turn left...&quot;<br />He did.</strong> </div><div class="body">December 7, 2006 | <a href="http://www.giveusavoice.net/display/ShowAuthorProfile?unregisteredAuthorId=682988&rootReturnUrl=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.giveusavoice.net%2Fjokes%2F2006%2F12%2F7%2Fpost-your-jokes-here.html" title="Unregistered Commenter"><img src="http://www.giveusavoice.net/layout/iconSets/dark/user-unregistered.png" alt="Unregistered Commenter" style="width: 16px; height: 16px;" title="Unregistered Commenter" class="inline-icon" /><u><font color="#0000ff" style="color: rgb(0, 0, 255);">chris fox, chranwood project</font></u></a> </div></div>]]></content:encoded></rss:item></rdf:RDF>