JokesJokeshttp://www.giveusavoice.net/jokes/2007-08-14T01:15:03ZSquarespaceA man walks into a barhttp://www.giveusavoice.net/jokes/a-man-walks-into-a-bar.htmlLaura Parker2007-08-14T01:10:18Z2007-08-14T01:10:18ZA man walks into a bar, and the barmaid asks him what he wants. He replies

"A double-entendre please" 

So the barmaid gave him one! 

]]>Did you hear the one about the magic tractor?http://www.giveusavoice.net/jokes/2007/8/14/did-you-hear-the-one-about-the-magic-tractor.htmlLaura Parker2007-08-14T01:09:33Z2007-08-14T01:09:33ZDid you hear the one about the magic tractor? 

It turned into a field!

]]>My computer beat me at chess!http://www.giveusavoice.net/jokes/2007/1/14/my-computer-beat-me-at-chess.htmlLaura Parker2007-01-14T02:13:44Z2007-01-14T02:13:44Z
My computer beat me at chess!
But, it was no match for me at kickboxing
December 7, 2006 | Unregistered Commenterchris fox, chranwood project ]]>Apparently, Phil Collins is losing his hearing.http://www.giveusavoice.net/jokes/2007/8/14/apparently-phil-collins-is-losing-his-hearing.htmlLaura Parker2007-01-14T02:13:08Z2007-01-14T02:13:08Z
Apparently, Phil Collins is losing his hearing.
Which in turns makes him the luckiest man at a Phil Collins concert...
December 7, 2006 | Unregistered Commenterchris fox, chranwood project
]]>I was in a taxi the other dayhttp://www.giveusavoice.net/jokes/2006/12/7/i-was-in-a-taxi-the-other-day.htmlLaura Parker2006-12-07T14:28:58Z2006-12-07T14:28:58Z
I was in a taxi the other day, the cab drivertold me; " i love being my own boss, no-one tells me what to do..."
I thought really? so i said "turn left..."
He did.
December 7, 2006 | Unregistered Commenterchris fox, chranwood project
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